Revenge

Walking into the living and I see my mom lying on the couch with her leg on a chair.

DAD: Perfect! You can help your mom massage her leg.

I sit on a stool and massage her leg.

DAD: (Ten mins later.  Looks over my shoulder):  You know, now is the perfect time to get revenge on you mom and get her back for all the times when you were young.

MOM: You are a horrible husband. (To me) You have a terrible father. 

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